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Welcome to the Wild Wasteland! Tune in weekly as Michael Johnson and Dean Maldonato get to the bottom of aliens, conspiracies, murders, crazy stories from the past, anything and everything from this wild wasteland we call Earth! Feel free to like our Facebook Group @wildpodcast to get involved with us, contact us or learn what’s happening!

Michael Johnson:

For the majority of Mike’s life he’s felt very confused and just stumbling through, not much has changed. He shows up weekly, so he’s on the podcast.  

Dean Maldonato

As the main contributor to the podcast, it really runs mostly on Dean’s back, good thing he isn’t Jewish.  

How about you put your vpn on and listen up, cuz we’re here to tell you #thetruth! and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

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Podcasts



Episode 50: Magic and Witchcraft – True Stories Pt. 4

In this episode the boys chat it up with some of our Chicago comedian friends in our Fourth part of a multi-part series interviewing a bunch about their very true, scary stories, featuring Be Casper and her Earthen Wiccan Practices, Chaos Magic Rituals, and Joining the Church of Satan, HAIL SATAN ! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!


Episode 49: Spooky Stories – True Stories Pt. 3

In this episode the boys chat it up with some of our Chicago comedian friends in our Third part of a multi-part series interviewing a bunch about their very true, scary stories, featuring Tito, Matt Banwart, Skitz and Eric Coleman! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!


Episode 48: Spooky Stories – True Stories Pt. 2

In this episode the boys chat it up with some of our Chicago comedian friends in our Second part of a multi-part series interviewing a bunch about their very true, scary stories, featuring Keith Evans! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!


Episode 47: Halloween Special – True Stories Pt. 1

In this episode the boys chat it up with some of our Chicago comedian friends in our first part of a multi-part series interviewing a bunch about their very true, scary stories, featuring Katia Jackson, Jerm T. Ripper, Michael Cooper and Jia Liu! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!


Episode 46: Ed Kemper – World’s First Incel

In this episode the boys head up to Sunny California to learn about what Mike calls “The First Incel” Ed Kemper, with his terrible mother, and inability to speak with women, Ed would go on to brutally murder 6 innocent coeds and be known as the coed killer, he also murdered his grandparents and mother, before taking his final life, his mother’s friend, he’s currently serving life, with a possibility for parole in 2024! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 45: Ed Gein – A bit of an Oddball

In this episode the boys head up to Plainfield Wisconsin, and learn about america’s favorite little grave robber, Ed Gein, with a pretty rough childhood with an overbearing mother, Ed’s mind was warped into an old testament mentality of mother lovin, after his family died Ed finally was able to let his freak flag fly! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 44: Hills Have Eyes – Sawney Bean Clan Cannibals

In this episode the boys take a little break and watch one of Wes Cravens earlier films, the Hills Have Eyes, for this October we look at some films, and the “true” events that inspired them. It’s spooktober (Spooky October) and we look at the Scottish Cannibal clan that at it’s height had 45 members that murdered over 1000 people in the 16th century, we’re of course talking about the Sawney Bean clan, and his 14 children! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 43: Jeffrey Epstein – Fantasy Island

In this episode the boys explore the messed up things Jeffrey Epstein was getting down to, from running a pedophile ring out of Washington DC, connecting all your favorite politicians, to Hollywood, involving all your favorite actors, this guy was prolific, successful and a complete piece of human garbage, and whatever caused his death, the world is slightly better because of it, oh that a secret ghost pedo island! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 42: Martians and The Healing Hand

In this episode the boys go all over the world with people claiming they’re from that fourth rock from the moon; Mars, we discover the depth of the healing hand, where someone can solve all your wounds from as far as thirty feet away, also crazy hippy ladies! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 41: Bridgewater Triangle – King Philip’s War

In this episode the boys go down to southeastern Massachusetts and explore the swamps that haven’t been drained yet, within a small 200 square miles area there have been sightings of Big foot, Ghosts, monsters, giant wolf beast things, and even aliens, all because of the tragedy of Metacom and his war, which we dubbed King Philip’s War for some reason, that wasn’t his name! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 40: A little less focused 3 – Incredibly deadly inventions

In this episode the boys get a little less focused, we talk about Rasputin, Russia, fair elections, architecture, flexible glass, cocaine, lucky strike XA, Palladium alters cigarette smoke, electric car, spider man, Starlite, 90s, Jan sloot compression, CIA, FBI, Heart attack gun, cloud bursters, and more! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 39: The Other Kids – History of Trump Part 5

In this episode the boys learn more about the history of our current president, Donald Trump, today we focus on his favorite other children, Donald is all about winning, and these 3 children are proof that, that isn’t always the case, these people are pretty boring, and we’re finally done with this flipping family! The children are Eric Trump, Tiffany Ariana Trump and Barron William Trump! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 38: Ivanka 2 – History of Trump Part 4

In this episode the boys learn more about the history of our current president, Donald Trump, today we continue to focus on his favorite child, Donald’s little wet dream: Ivanka Trump. or lil Ivana. if you’re in the know. From failed business to failed politics, we go through her entire life, 1981-now, this episode is so packed that we had to chop it into 2 separate episodes! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 37: Ivanka – History of Trump Part 3

In this episode the boys learn more about the history of our current president, Donald Trump, today we focus on his favorite child, Donald’s little wet dream: Ivanka Trump. or lil Ivana. if you’re in the know. From failed business to failed politics, we go through her entire life, 1981-now, this episode is so packed that we had to chop it into 2 separate episodes! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 36: Donny Jr – History of Trump Part 2

In this episode the boys learn more about the history of our current president, Donald Trump, today we focus on his first child, Donald Trump Jr. or Donny Jr. if you’re in the know. Knowing the whole story, it’s kind of a tragic tale, tune in to hear the whole thing, it’s worth the play! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 35: This Podcast may be illegal – History of Trump Part 1

In this episode the boys learn that the FBI has now labeled the concept of conspiracy theory as a potential terrorist threat, which if you’ve been paying attention, it’s kind of half of what we do here, so that’s awkward, unrelated to that, we’ve began a deep dive into the history of Trump, how his grand father traveled here from Germany, became a barber, milked the Gold miners for everything they had, had a son that would easily kill anyone in his way, who in turned had a son that would saw anything to make his father happen, who now became president, 3 years ago, fun stuff! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 34: Heaven’s Gate – UNARIUS Academy of Science

In this episode the boys dig into Belief, the invisible power that rules the world, we’re thinking about making this an ongoing thing, so if you enjoy feel free to share and like this episode. For our first foray into belief we visit our good friends down at Heaven’s Gate, we discus the founds Marshall Applewhite and Bonnie Nettles, UFO Cults, and the eventual downfall when the cult went from 41 member’s to just 2, then we discuss Unarius, another UFO cult from the same general area that didn’t try and catch a trip on the Hale–Bopp comet, things got a little awkward in 1997 for them, ohhh boy! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 33: Tesla’s Truth – FBI Papers Part 3

In this episode the boys continue exploring the Nikola Tesla FBI documents that were declassified in 2010, we dive deeper into the pile of documents, we finally get to the truth, and to be honest it’s pretty crazy, instead of just having one document, or memo, we finally double confirm through cross referencing more documents, it’s pretty crazy! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 32: Area 51 – Tesla’s Death Ray – FBI Papers Part 2

In this episode the boys continue exploring the Nikola Tesla FBI documents that were declassified in 2010, we dive deeper into the pile of documents, we learn about Tesla’s other crazy machines, more about his living situation and the possible purposeful misconceptions of his wealth and mental status at the time of his death, we also discuss the new area 51 meme! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 31: Nikola Tesla – FBI Papers Part 1

In this episode the boys explore the Nikola Tesla FBI documents that were declassified in 2010, after giving you a brief description of Nikola we get into the documents, we find out that since his death in 1943 the government has been lying to anyone asking about the documents, personal diaries, medals, the FBI pretty much ransacked his apartment after his death, not nice FBI! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 30: Bob Lazar – Area 51

In this episode the boys explore the new documentary about Bob Lazar, who Mike thought was killed by the government back in the 90s, but they discuss the cover up of Bob’s life, S-4, private contractors the government launders their secrets though, area 51, Groom lake, UFOs and all this without even mentioning aliens! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 29: Satanic Bible – Anton Szandor LaVey

In this episode the boys explore the Satanic Bible by Anton LeVey, the church of Satan, in the past and present, try to straighten out what the difference between the several other “official” churches, we also talk about how our country is under attack from the religious communities! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 28: New Age Quackery – Also Other Stuff

In this episode the boys explore a little something called New Age Medicine, can a crystal heal your broken tooth? Does incense cure cancer? How about a pyramid, what the flip does that do? The answer to all these and so much more are NO, but the buys can tell you all about it, along with a few other things you may no be expecting! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 27: House on the Rock – True true story

In this episode the boys explore a little something called House on the rock, you know the famous house from the American Gods show/book? Well we have to tell you, there’s a hell of a lot more to this story then some silly show, this could be one of the crazies stories you’ve never heard! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 26: Mothman – Richo’s Story

In this episode the boys explore a little something called Mothman, a giant beast of devil that first appeared down in West Virginia, but Dean has a theory why it’s been witnessed all over the country in the last couple of years, we also interview our friend Richo, who gives us a riveting true story about his run in with the monster! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 25: Witches – John Bell Witch

In this episode the boys explore a little bit of the occult, diving into witchcraft, exploring the basic concept and origin of witchcraft, we also retell the Chesterville witch story, and the John Bell story! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 24: CIA’s Family Jewels – Globsters turning the frogs gay

In this episode the boys talk about crazy stories from “Not your father’s CIA” from released CIA documents we learn about their crazy ideas, assassination attempts, project mockingbird, a bunch of crazy stuff from the CIA’s family jewels through the years, operation Mocking bird, globsters, Plum Island, Montock Monster, The Preditor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, CIA Drug dealings, Cuba, Nicaragua, shot twice in the head, Alex Jones and what’s making these frogs gay, and how many Shakespeares are there?! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 23: Teleportation – A-OK

In this episode Dean brings in “Book of the Damned” by Charles Fort, and the boys talk about crazy stories of Teleportation through the years, yea they all take place a long time ago, oddly enough a lot involve Mexico, witches, wickens, religion, god, tower of babel, knife, telekinesis, telepath, mindish, Harry Houdini, OK symbol, love, death, robots, tomatoes, flat Earth & Brothers Grimm! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 22: New Bigfoot Proof – Snuff Films

In this episode the boys talk about the new Bigfoot prints coming out of India, how the world wouldn’t change all that much if it’s real, what the reality of a REAL Big foot would mean, talk about the racist politician who allegedly wrote Bigfoot erotica, touch on how Bernie will get screwed again by our corrupt messed up system, the little sh*t with affluenza, talk about how Sonics new film has to go FAST! And something Michael has been pushing for a while, snuff films! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 21: Mongolian Death Worm – Tremors

In this episode the boys head out to the far East in the search for the Mongolian Death Worm and the film Tremors because of course they would! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 20: Modern Torture – Torture Part 4

In this episode the boys talk about something that Michael holds very near and dear to his heart, brutal and awful techniques of torture though history, today they’re talking about Modern Torture techniques and punishment, like, Chinese Torture Chair, White Torture, Cement Shoes, Cold Cell, Lynching, Waterboarding and we get into the CIA’s Kubark Counterintelligence Interrogation Manual , which uses Coercive Techniques, such as, Arrest, Detention, Deprivation of sensory stimuli through solitary confinement or similar methods, Threats and fear, Debility, Pain, Heightened suggestibility and hypnosis, Narcosis and Induced regression! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 19: Early modern Torture – Torture Part 3

In this episode the boys talk about something that Michael holds very near and dear to his heart, brutal and awful techniques of torture though history, today they’re talking about Early modern Torture techniques and punishment (16th-18th Century), like Tar & Feathering, Breast Ripper, Pear of Anguish, The Heretic’s Fork, Neck Torture, Keelhauling, Tying Intestines Around a Tree, The Scold’s Bridle, Thumbscrew/Pilliwinks, Guillotine and Slavery! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 18: Medieval Torture – Torture Part 2

In this episode the boys talk about something that Michael holds very near and dear to his heart, brutal and awful techniques of torture though history, today they’re talking about Medieval Torture techniques and punishment (5th-15th Century), like the Hanged, Drawn and Quartered, Judas Cradle, Swedish Drink, The Rack, The Breaking Wheel, The Boot, Scold’s Bridle, and the brutal Lead Sprinkler! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 17: Ancient Torture – Torture Part 1

In this episode the boys talk about something that Michael holds very near and dear to his heart, brutal and awful techniques of torture though history, today they’re talking about Ancient torture techniques or punishment, like the Blood Eagle, Tickle Torture, Brazen Bull, Chinese Water Torture, Bamboo Torture, Rat Torture, Flaying, Lingchi, Crucifixion, Saw Torture, and the most brutal one, the dreaded Scaphism! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 16: New Zealand Tragedy – Subscribe to PewDiePie

In this episode the boys talk about a bunch of random subjects, The senseless tragedy that happened in New Zealand, Charity in Flint Michigan, Thought police, government doing stupid shit, Heroes Reborn, Flu Vaccine, Jim Carrey, 23, white nationalists, jews built the pyramids, star wars, disney and We also reveal our true sinister intentions! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 15: Justin Trudeau – Canada’s Little Hitler

In this episode the boys talk about something they didn’t think they’d ever talk about, politics, it’s a dirty word, and a dirty world. Justin Trudeau has some skeletons in his closet, but does his mother have some too? Who is the father of little Justin?Trudeau or Castro? Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 14: Bridgend Suicides

In this episode the boys talk about something very serious, the bridgend suicides from 2006-2012, how 76 young people took their lives through hanging, and the suspicious nature behind it. Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 13: A little less focused 2

In this episode the boys take a break from all the intense aliens stuff, and just talk about some things they’ve been reading about in the news. Like everyone listening to us! Marvel films, other shit, hieroglyphics, WTF, Internet porn, Jingle all the way, and a whole lot more! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 12: Common Misconceptions

In this episode the boys talk about common misconceptions in history and general information, are they sure about everything they say? I’m not too sure, but they get down to it! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 11: Astrology – Crystals

In this episode the boys talk about the mysteries of Astrology, what is it? Where is it from? I guess it’s been around for some time, sounds like bs to me, but they get down to it! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 10: Climate Change & Ted Bundy

In this episode the boys take a little bit of a breather and discuss the climate that’s changing, then they go into the new Ted Bundy Netflix docuseries. Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 09: The Montauk Project – Project Rainbow Part 2

In this episode the boys go back to the 1960s to find out the truth about what happened at the Montauk Military base. This one’s a bit of a deep dive, so we needed to split it up into two episodes! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 08: The Montauk Project – Philadelphia Experiment Part 1

In this episode the boys go back to the 1940s to find out the truth about what happened to the USS Eldridge at the Philadelphia stockyard! Sure, if you look into it, most officers’ logs, and interviews show they were on the other side of the Earth, but what’s the fun in that? This one’s a bit of a deep dive, so we needed to split it up into two episodes! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 07: Crazy dumb wars

In this episode the boys take on crazy dumb wars from the past! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 06: A little less focused?

In this episode the boys take a break from all the intense aliens stuff, and just talk about some things they’ve been reading about in the news. Like North Sentinel Island, Apu, Family Guy, hieroglyphics, WTF, Internet porn, Jingle all the way, and a whole lot more! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 05: Ancient Aliens – Part 3

In this episode the boys finally finish their deep dive into all this ancient aliens business by going to the middle east, wow, this series went to every friggin part of the globe, where they discover the REAL reason why america invaded the Middle East! Will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 04: Ancient Aliens – Part 2

In this episode the boys head over to Europe and get down to the bottom of this whole ancient aliens stuff, and discover what they don’t want us to know, will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 03: Jim Marrs – Nibiru

In this episode the boys head down south to Africa, with our good buddy Jim Marrs’ book “Our Occulted History: Do the Global Elite Conceal Ancient Aliens?” to help us find out what they don’t want us to know, will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 02: Skunk Ape – Florida’s Bigfoot

In this episode the boys head down south to Florida, where eveything’s just a little more… “different” and look for the elusive Skunk Ape, will they uncover the truth? F if I know, listen to the damn episode, and remember, stay vigilant, stay wild!

Episode 01: Introductions

For our inaugural episode the boys introduce who they are, talk about their favorite conspiracies, scary films and just whatever’s on their minds.

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