Biography
Wud up! It’s the Seagalcast, where we watch a Seagal film or whatever and talk about it for way too long. Join Bob Keen and Michael Johnson weekly as they try to stay sane while getting hammered with a friend! Feel free to like our Facebook Group @seagalcast to get involved with us, contact us or learn what’s happening!
Bob Keen:
“Bob Keen is the newest up and coming comedian in the chicago comedy scene” Chicago Tribune 2003, we aren’t sure what happened since then, but now he’s a host of The Seagalcast on our network.
Michael Johnson:
For the majority of Mike’s life he’s felt very confused and just stumbling through, not much has changed. He shows up weekly, so he’s on the podcast.
How about you pop in the VHS copy of the movie and join in on the fun!
Peanut Gallery
Podcasts
Episode 0016: Steven Seagal Lawman – Season 1 Ep 9-10
In this episode we get into A&Es Huge Hit Show Steven Seagal: Lawman, where our boy tells us that he’s apparently been policing around for 20 years without anyone knowing, how he’s been doing this, is this true, or any other questions will not be answered, we’re just going to poop on the Ninth and Tenth episodes of the show, where we learn nothing new really, the cops are still only harassing black guys, and we find out that the most pervasive enemy to cops is themselves, wow really deep man! Listen as they break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring a good friend of the show Mr. Brian Roe as they help us get through it.
Episode 0015: Steven Seagal Lawman – Season 1 Ep 7-8
In this episode we get into A&Es Huge Hit Show Steven Seagal: Lawman, where our boy tells us that he’s apparently been policing around for 20 years without anyone knowing, how he’s been doing this, is this true, or any other questions will not be answered, we’re just going to poop on the Seventh and Eighth episodes of the show, where we learn nothing new really, the cops are still only harassing black guys, a man gets murdered, and we find out that the most pervasive enemy to cops are fences! Listen as they break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring a good friend of the show and host of The Haberdashery Andre Hashem as they help us get through it.
Episode 0014: Under Siege – Greasy Hair & Birthday Boobs
In this episode we make our triumphant return back into the hearts of so many awaiting fans with the peak of “quality” from a movie staring Seagal, I’d call it Die hard on a boat we’re of course talking about Under Siege! This isn’t just your typical bargain bin dvd flick, this is every 90s dad’s #1; “Hey, have you seen this one?” movie. Starting off as not just your average chief lets try and figure this movie out! Listen as we break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring our good friend, the very funny Tito Jorda-Cid to help us get through it.
Episode 0013: Mercenary For Justice – Quarantine Pt. 2
Hey if you’re locked in, might as well enjoy this Virus Free Episode
In this episode we get into Mercenary For Justice, One of Steven Seagal’s first straight to dvd outings, we talk about the movie and how being Quarantined has changed us, here’s a quick description about the movie from wikipedia! As a mercenary, John Seeger (Steven Seagal) has a reputation that precedes him. That’s why he’s being blackmailed into performing a risky job: breaking the son of a wealthy arms dealer out of a South African prison. With his friends taken hostage, Seeger agrees to do the deed — but finds out too late that he’s been double-crossed. Not one who likes being taken for a fool, Seeger hatches an elaborate plan to get even that will make the prison break look like capture the flag. There’s only one way to solve this riddle! Listen as we break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring our good friend, the very funny, James Fisher Jr to help us get through it.
Episode 0012: Marked For Death – Quarantine Pt. 1
Hey if you’re locked in, might as well enjoy this Virus Free Episode
In this episode we get into Marked For Death, One of Steven Seagal’s first motion pictures we break it down, and get it out baby we’re a little less focused then usual, we talk about the movie and how being Quarantined has changed us, along with Haitian stuff! There’s only one way to solve this riddle! Listen as we break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring our good buddy (for the second time) the very funny Maxence Jeanty to help us get through it.
Episode 0011: Steven Seagal Lawman – Season 1 Ep 5-6
We’re back baby, new year, new episode, same BS!!!
In this episode we get into A&Es Huge Hit Show Steven Seagal: Lawman, where our boy tells us that he’s apparently been policing around for 20 years without anyone knowing, how he’s been doing this, is this true, or any other questions will not be answered, we’re just going to poop on the Fifth and Sixth episodes of the show! Listen as they break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring a new comic to the scene say hello to Queeny B*tch as they help us get through it.
Episode 0010: Above The Law – Talkin Furries
In this episode we get into Above The Law, Steven Seagal’s first motion picture we break it down, and get it out baby we’re a little less focused then usual, which isn’t saying much, hope you want to hear about Cats the movie, and what our guest thinks about Furbies, you remember those right? Directed by Andrew Davis, Screenplay by Steven Pressfield, Ronald Shusett & Andrew Davis, Story by Steven Seagal & Andrew Davis, Starring Steven Seagal, Pam Grier, Sharon Stone, Daniel Faraldo & Henry Silva. There’s only one way to solve this riddle! Listen as we break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring our good buddy (for the second time) the very funny Adam Kwaselow to help us get through it.
Episode 0009: Beyond the Law – Beyond Disappointing
In this episode we get into Beyond the Law, one of the movies we were looking forward to the most, just like your heroes, you should never look forward to a film, this could be one of the most disapointing things to happen to the Seagalcast, this has to be one of the most grey films to date, really nothing to talk about here, how could a film staring Steven Seagal and DMX be so bland? Directed by James Cullen Bressack, Writing by Chad Law and Johnny Martin Walters, Staring, Johnny Messner, Steven Seagal, DMX, Bill Cobbs, Zack Ward, Randy Charach, Patrick Kilpatrick, Chester Rushing, and Saxon Sharbino, but honestly this one’s not worth your time! Listen as we break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring two of our favorite returning guests Steven Ellis Curry and Ty Riggs to help us get through it.
Episode 0008: Exit Wounds – and he’s blaaack
In this episode we get into Exit Wounds, one of more memorable things to happen during 2001, We get into figuring this whole thing out, whatta mess! DMX and Seagal star in this rollercoaster of an action movie, with a lot of funny moments, Directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak, Written by Ed Horowitz and Richard D’Ovidio also staring: Isaiah Washington, Anthony Anderson, Michael Jai White, Bill Duke, Jill Hennessy, Tom Arnold and Bruce McGill, but honestly this one’s a banger! Listen as we break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring two of Chicago’s finest Carmaleta Jonez and Rob Makedaworldlaugh to help us get through it.
Episode 0007: Steven Seagal Lawman – Season 1 Ep 3-4
In this episode we get into A&Es Huge Hit Show Steven Seagal: Lawman, where our boy tells us that he’s apparently been policing around for 20 years without anyone knowing, how he’s been doing this, is this true, or any other questions will not be answered, we’re just going to poop on the third and fourth episodes of the show! Listen as they break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring South Side Chicago’s own straight from 101WKQX Kevin H. Kellam to help us get through it.
Episode 0006: Against The Dark – Shaggy Gets Scoobed
In this episode we get into the most Shish-Ka-Boy filled Hit Film Staring and Produced by Steven Seagal; “Against The Dark” where Zombie-Vampires take over the world, while useless characters wonder around sector 7? This movie drove one of us to loose their mind, regardless it’s got Tanoai Reed, Jenna Harrison, Stephen Hagan, Daniel Percival, Skye Bennett, Linden Ashby and Keith “Motha Fuckin” David! Listen as they break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring New York’s Finest Dwayne Murphy Jr. to help us get through it.
Episode 0005: Steven Seagal Lawman – Season 1 Ep 1-2
In this episode we get into A&Es Huge Hit Show Steven Seagal: Lawman, where our boy tells us that he’s apparently been policing around for 20 years without anyone knowing, how he’s been doing this, is this true, or any other questions will not be answered, we’re just going to poop on the first two episodes of the show! Listen as they break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring Chicago’s only Barber/Comic that I’m aware of Steven Curry to help us get through it.
Episode 0004: On Deadly Grounds – Feminist Hero
In this episode we get into On Deadly Grounds, the directorial debut of “filmmaker” Steven Seagal, not only did he direct it, but also wrote stared in it! This is sadly the only directed film by Mr. Seagal. With it’s mixed messages, and floppy handling, I think you’ll understand why, just listen to the podcast! with Michael Caine, Joan Chen, John C. McGinley, R. Lee Ermey, Shari Shattuck, Billy Bob Thornton, Richard Hamilton, we also get into how we first started the idea behind the podcast! Listen as they break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring Chicago’s great Darius Kennedy to help us get through it.
Episode 0003: Fire Down Below – Fake Edits
In this episode we get into Fire Down Below, one of the most bat-poop crazy of the late 90s films starring Steven Seagal, there’s just so much going on in this movie, from Steve trying to act like an Appalachian mountain man, while secretly working for the epa to solve some dangerous environmental disaster, while mystery and intrigue abound, Directed by Félix Enríquez Alcalá, Writeren by Jeb Stuart, and with Marg Helgenberger, Stephen Lang, Brad Hunt, Kris Kristofferson, Harry Dean Stanton, Levon Helm, Mark Collie, we also get into how editing a podcast could be important! Listen as they break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring Chicago’s brightest comedian Tristan A Smith to help us get through it.
Episode 0002: Out For Justice – Bob Smokes Crack
In this episode we get into “one of the good ones” Out For Justice, the “Catholic is too good for Divorce” cop film from 1991, one of what we call the “Canonical 5” of Steven Seagal films, Directed by John Flynn, Written by R. Lance Hill (as David Lee Henry), With William Forsythe, Jerry Orbach, Jo Champa and Shareen Mitchell, We also go through our little fan theories, Steven Seagal Halloween costumes, Bob smokes crack! Listen as they break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring Chicago’s own Sarah Manning, Jessica Diana, and Katia Jackson to help us get through it.
Episode 0001: Half Past Dead – Cuckoo Crazy
In this episode we get into Half Past Dead, the Cuckoo Crazy prison break film, where there isn’t much of a prison break, well some people break into the prison, regardless it’s got Morris Chestnut, Kurupt, Nia Peeples, Michael Taliferro, Tony Plana, and Fyre fest’s own Ja Rule! Listen as they break it down and get this whole mess sorted out, featuring Chicago’s own Ty Riggs to help us get through it.
