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Ep Number 37: We Get Hypnotized by Baby Shark in Black Water

This week, our first ep, ep number 37, We get real flippin professional with this mug right here, super professional!

Black Water

Hypnotist Arrested For Giving Illegal Prostate Exams To Patients

Bride ‘heartbroken’ as $100 wedding dress from Wish looks nothing like photos

A Texas Brewery Released A Beer Made With Buffalo Sauce And I’ve Never Been More Intrigued By A Brew In My Life

2 Oklahoma jail employees accused of cruelty for forcing inmates to listen to ‘Baby Shark’ on repeat

Cheba Hut, A Cannabis-Themed Restaurant, Opening In Wicker Park Next Week

Bizarre COVID-19 erotica novel goes viral

All this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by us paying Gilbert Gottfried

Ep Number 36: ProfessionalCast 3 – Having fun with Chinese Language!

This week, our first ep, ep number 36, We get real flippin professional with this mug right here, super professional podcast #3!

What each state should be embarrassed for googling!

Woman tased, arrested after not wearing mask at Ohio football game!

Police in Vietnam seize 345,000 used condoms that were cleaned and sold as new!

MTA board to formally ban pooping in subways and buses!

All this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by us paying Gilbert Gottfried

Ep Number 35: ProfessionalCast 2 – More Virus stuff!

This week, our first ep, ep number 35, We get real flippin professional with this mug right here, super professional podcast #2!

Poll workers told to “act surprised” if asked about no mask

Florida parents are getting high and exposing themselves during kids’ virtual classes

Couple that loves Olive Garden to name their daughter Olivia Garton

Maskless Man Ejected from Disney’s Hollywood Studios Today While Screaming Misquotes from Pixar’s “A Bugs Life”

Taco Bell Is Getting Its Own Wine to Pair with Chalupas

Red Lobster debuts Mountain Dew margarita

All this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by us paying Gilbert Gottfried

Ep Number 33: 4 Men 1 Shirt – Revenge of the Karens?!?

This week, our first ep, ep number 33, We get into the real stuff of the week all types of stuff, from the on going downfall of america, to the unbelievable bs that continues to go on in the police forces around america we are your unbiased source for all things political, news and weather, oh and John Dolder drops in, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by us paying Gilbert Gottfried

Ep Number 32: Nothing but Trouble – The Boys Get Canceled

This week, our first ep, ep number 32, We get into the real stuff of the week all types of stuff, from the on going downfall of america, to the unbelievable bs that continues to go on in the police forces around america we are your unbiased source for all things political, news and weather, oh and Bob Keen drops in, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by us paying Gilbert Gottfried

Ep Number 30: QuarantineCast Pt. 10 – THE WORLD IS OVER!

This week, our first ep, ep number 30, We get into the real stuff of the week in the news: We talk about the absolutely horrific of George Floyd, and how the police’s irresponsibly led to the protests all over the country, Wife of officer charged with murder of George Floyd announces she’s divorcing him, LMPD officer fires pepper balls at WAVE 3 News reporter during Louisville protest, Looters in Minneapolis break into a planet fitness to work out, Can You Get Arrested For Lying to Your Boss About Having Coronavirus? Staten Island shoppers kick person out of store, Monkeys on the loose in India with stolen coronavirus blood samples, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by us paying Gilbert Gottfried

Ep Number 29: QuarantineCast Pt. 8 – We need to reopen podcasts!

This week, our first ep, ep number 29, We get into the real stuff of the week in the news: Protesters Calling for Gyms to Reopen Do Squats, Push-Ups Outside Courthouse, IKEA China reminds people not to masturbate in its stores, People Miss Travel So Much They’re Getting Airplane Food Delivered to Their Homes, Man Arrested For Beastiality. Caught On Video Hooking Up With Cow, Company sells fake muscles and boobs for people’s Zoom dates, Florida man attacks victim who didn’t thank him for holding open door to liquor store, deputies say, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Quarantine

Ep Number 28: QuarantineCast Pt. 7 – Andre Hasham Joins Us!

This week, our first ep, ep number 28, We get into the real stuff of the week with our good friend Andre Hasham, go check out his new podcast: The Haberdashery!

For this week in the news: Man asked to wear mask, refuses and wipes nose on employee, Russian doctors are falling from window after complaints about the rona, Kidnapping Monkey in Indonesia, Man wears KKK hood while shopping in Cali, Pee your pants Challenge, Man got DUI after running over himself, Gary Busey: Pet Judge, Tom Cruise movie in space, Space Force has first recruitment ad, Fugitive farts and blows his cover, Teen find $135k and turns it in, Man goes Underneath a Semi to drink wine, Nic Cage playing Joe Exotic in new TV series, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Quarantine

Ep Number 27: QuarantineCast Pt. 6 – Play Quiplash with us!

This week, our first ep, ep number 27, We get into the real stuff of the week, Chicago monuments get face masks, then are instantly stolen, Reporter doesn’t wear pants on live TV, Dog interrupts weatherman, FDA wants hand sanitizer to be more bitter and less, Google Meet call with tons of executives has top exec’s son come in and praise Zoom, Half a million dollar bet on Paper, scissors, rock is void by judge in Canada, Virtual cheating is on the rise, Mayor finds woman “hiding” in his basement, Woman thought to be dead from the Rona is found alive a month later, Several mafia bosses released from Italian prisons, California congressman resigns after throwing cat on a zoom call, U-Haul bans NYC funeral home after an incident, Skype a scientist and Lawyer continues to visit Florida beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper to warn people to keep distance, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Quarantine

Ep Number 26: QuarantineCast Pt. 5 – Kim Jong-Un Died?!?

This week, our first ep, ep number 26, We get into the real stuff of the week, Did Kim Jong-Un die?!?, Woman’s breast implant deflected bullet, saving her life, Man angry about stimulus check set shed on fire, Virginia teen gets stuck in washing machine during game of hide-and-seek, Baskin Robbins uses Carole Baskin sign to drum up business, Insane Clown Posse Announce Distancing Of The Juggalos, Menards temporarily bans kids from stores during coronavirus pandemic, Japan mayor under fire for ‘women dawdle at shops’ remark, Lawyer plans to visit Florida beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper to warn people to keep distance, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Quarantine

Ep Number 25: QuarantineCast Pt. 4 – Back in the muck!

This week, our first ep, ep number 25, We get into the real stuff of the week, 93-year-old woman calls for more beer in coronavirus isolation; Coors delivers, Florida beach is crowded within 30 MINUTES of reopening at 5pm, despite state recording 1,413 new COVID-19 cases – its highest one-day increase since the pandemic crisis began, March 2020 was the first March without a school shooting in the U.S. since 2002, Furious about wife stuck in lockdown, man marries ex-flame in Bihar, Busch offers year of free beer to couples with weddings postponed amid pandemic, A zoo is struggling so much that it may have to feed some animals to other animals, WOW! Man waiting for stimulus check finds $8.2 million in bank account, Bandit tell owner, workers to wear face masks, while robbing store, The town shouting ‘moo’ each day to keep the boredom away!, Rhino patrolling a street in Nepal helps enforce national lockdown, Ninth Circuit Says Man Can’t Sue Officers Who Destroyed His Home To Capture An Unarmed Homeless Man, Pope Francis said whisky is ‘real holy water’ in censored clip, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Quarantine

Ep Number 24: QuarantineCast Pt. 3 – Greg Loves, Mike Cringes & You Can’t Stop The J-Bone!

This week, our first ep, ep number 24, We get into the real stuff of the week, Trump might exonerate Joe Exotic, California Man Punches Mother For Hiding Toilet Paper Amid Lockdown, Kyle Walker in trouble after 4-hour coronavirus sex orgy, Telangana man ties masks on his goats after tiger tests coronavirus positive at New York’s Bronx Zoo, COVID-19 may spark ‘devastating’ global condom shortage, Israel Health Minister Gets Coronavirus After Rabbi Terms Virus ‘Divine Punishment’, Nollywood actress who fronted ‘Stay Home’ campaign arrested after hosting a party during lockdown, Toilet recognizes your butthole and uploads photos to the cloud, Sex Toy Sales More Than Double Due To Quarantine, Driver caught doing 130mph claimed he was trying to avoid catching coronavirus, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Quarantine

Ep Number 23: QuarantineCast Pt. 2 – Tiger King Update – More Coronavirus Stuff

This week, our first ep, ep number 23, We get into the real stuff of the week, Tiger King Updates, Also the endless news about the corona Virus, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Quarantine

Ep Number 22: QuarantineCast Pt. 1 – Johnny Had 12 Fingers and Toes!

This week, our first ep, ep number 22, We get into the real stuff of the week, Tiger King, Game of Thrones, we also sign Johnny up for season 2 of Love is Blind, and find out some very interesting things about hin, then we talk about Buber, and drive-thru strip clubs, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Quarantine

Ep Number 21: Coronavirus Couldn’t Cancel Our Podcast!

This week , our first ep, ep number 21, We not a lot of cheese on this episode, and talk about the apocalypse, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by the inevitable

Ep Number 20: Johnny Returns – Eating Chinese Tonight!

This week , our first ep, ep number 20, We throw an extra large shirt size of cheese on this episode, and talk about news n’ stuff, First off, Johnny’s back baby! First off the bat, Bloomberg vows to eat at a Chinese restaurant to push back against coronavirus fears, Thousands of Orange, Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills Seized in Germany, Indiana man with ‘crime pays’ tattoo on forehead charged after police chase, Man With Permanent Erection Says He Can’t See Daughter, Soccer player banned 5 years after biting opponent’s penis, Shoplifter Hits Every “Florida Man” Bingo Square On Meat Pants Heist, Hot Pocket full of drugs leads to arrest of 2 correctional officers, BYU POLE VAULTER PIERCES SCROTUM IN HORRIFIC ACCIDENT, Pigeons with Make America Great Again hats, Sliced Mayonnaise, Woman zips up boyfriend in suitcase, And Our Buddy Nick Kuntzman Stops by, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Something Dumb, I’m sure of it

Ep Number 19: Johnny’s Day Out – Googling Google

This week, our first ep, ep number 19, We throw an adequate amount of cheese on this episode, and talk about news n’ stuff, First off, Johnny’s currently out of town, but don’t worry he calls in for a lil bit, then we get into this stupid reality show “Love is Blind” where I’m not even sure, it’s a pretty dumb show, we then get into how Greg actively hates all women, not sure what’s going on with that, we also get into Man falls through ice listening to Google Maps, DRUNKEN DRIVER HIT PEDESTRIAN AND DROVE TO A BAR WITH BODY IN THE PASSENGER SEAT, POLICE SAY, Cats are wearing coronavirus masks in China, Soccer player banned 5 years after biting opponent’s penis, RIP Mad Mike Hughes homemade Steam Powered Rocket, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Something Dumb, I’m sure of it

Ep Number 18: To Catch a Catchphrase – Throw A Lil Cheese On It!

This week , our first ep, ep number 18, We talk about Throwing a lil Cheese on it, and by it we mean well, we talk about our catchphrase that we built in this very episode, for, and this isn’t a joke, for NEARLY 2 HOURS! That’s right, we get into our catchphrase, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Something Dumb, I’m sure of it

Ep Number 17: Dude, Michael Bloomberg Gave Us $1 MILLION DOLLARS For This Podcast!

This week , our first ep, ep number 17, We Don’t throw that much cheese on this episode, but talk about news n’ stuff, First off, Michael Bloomberg totally gave us One Million Dollars, that’s right $1,000,000 to do this entire podcast, we also figure out how much 1000 Soda-cam Tokens are worth, then talk about guys kidnapping their bank robbing tinder accomplice, Papa’s in the house, Papa John and his destiny to be the most bestest pizza inspector, We also have a Shaq Attack, Space Jam 2, Girl Scout Cookies, Avocado Toast is totally Blood Toast, and you are killing people by eating it you Bloody Monsters, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Something Dumb, I’m sure of it

Ep Number 16: This Podcast Was Blessed By The Russian Orthodox – Too Many Stories

This week , our first ep, ep number 16, We throw a little EVEN EVEN MORE cheese on this mother and talk about news n’ stuff, No Fun February Debate, Name a Cockroach or Rat at local Zoo, Fake Engagement Get Caught, Florida Woman Tasers, College Kids Smoke More, Liquor Flows From Tapes, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Something Dumb, I’m sure of it

Ep Number 15: Small Wieners Have More Fun – Epic Cheat Day Crossover

This week , our first ep, ep number 15, We throw a little EVEN MORE cheese on this mother and talk about news n’ stuff, Woman uses construction builder’s foam instead of mousse, Company will pay you $50 to party sober, Emoji License Plates in VT, Fat people are harder to kidnap, Small Penises give more pleasure?, Tennessee man smokes joint in court, Man walks utility line like a tightrope., Most hated states, Woman moves to New York. Immediately gets hit by car, Walter White meth, Wendy’s trolling, Popeye’s apparel for sale, Bear outfits to scare monkeys, Woman arrested after trespassing in CIA looking for “Agent Penis”, Postal worker rents a storage unit for mail he couldn’t deliver on time, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by Epic Cheat Day

Ep Number 14: New Cohost – Gritty Chinese Disasters

This week , our first ep, ep number 14, We throw a little MORE cheese on this mother and talk about news n’ stuff, Cops clean up Donuts, Furries Save Lives, Man Robs Girlfriend of her Whopper, Chinese Theme Park Sends Pig For Pungee Jump, Couple Cancels Wedding, Father Attacks Son’s Wrestling Opponent, Gritty Gets into Hot Water, all this and much, much more! Oh and special thanks to The Punk Group for letting us use their song! Sorry, sorry, sorry, Bye!! Listen to the damn episode, the whole episode! Sponsored by The Letter R

Ep Number 13: Taking Drugs from Strangers – Me Tooth’d – Kill Whitey!

This week , our first ep, ep number 13, We throw a little MORE cheese on this mother and talk about news n’ stuff, Highest cities with STDs, Jet F

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